Showing posts with label movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movie. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Movie Review: Exodus: Gods and Kings

Finally got done suffering thru Exodus: Gods and Kings. Two and a half hours of ridiculousness, blasphemy, and GTFOHWTBS. Much like the movie Noah, this one also had a storyline that was so far fetched from the original story that it shouldn't even have the same names. Some of the worst examples are:

1. Moses walks around almost all of the movie without his walking stick. So there is nothing of him turning his stick into a snake. That whole part of the original story is left out. (how could you? That's one of the best parts of the story)

2. Moses is exiled, not because he kills someone, but because Ramses found out he was Hebrew. (so that's how yall doing it?)

3. The Red Sea doesnt part. Its just low tide. (booooooooo)

4. Ramses and Moses both get swept away when the water returns. And both live. (like really? REALLY?!? Pffft)

And the worst of all: God is portrayed by an 8yr old white boy. The bush burned in the background for a minute or two but it was the boy who spoke. NO. NO. NO. and NO. (this is the first time I had to stop the movie, but it wasn't the only time)

This was such a huge ton of crap. Took me several times to finish this movie cause its hard to watch such egregious faults. Dont watch it. You'll be pissed!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Alien Dream #3

I've had a couple alien dreams and its weird that I can actually remember them. Most of my dreams I tend to forget almost as soon as I wake up, but for some reason, that doesn't seem to be the case with the alien dreams. I think Ive been having the dreams cause I been watching alien movies and TV shows so much.

The dream didn't start with the aliens but it finished with them. I was awakened by my phone which cut the dream short. I remember going to a club with some friends. It was a house that is now a club. Me and my friends entered the club thru the back and made our way to the front. I went outside and saw there was a few parking spots in the front of the house despite the club being packed. I said I would move my car and one of my friends said they would follow suit.

There were two empty spaces side by side and another open space next to a large truck. The truck looked like a Ford 350 but bigger and all black. It was parked under a big tree than hung low. The club sat on the corner, facing a 6 lane street. That section of the street was on a big steep hill. The club sat in the middle of the mile high hill, half a mile to the top and half a mile to the bottom. The bottom of the hill leveled out for about a quarter mile before rising up into a half mile hill. There were no sidewalks on the club side of the street and there was only about 4 feet of grass between the parking lot and the street.

I moved my vehicle into one of the joining spaces, thinking my friend would park next to me. Instead, they parked under the tree next to the truck. At this time, my vehicle turned into one of those baby strollers that you see people pushing when they're out running, with the single wheel in the front and two wheels in the back. And then this kid, that looks between 8 and 10, gets in it. I told him to get out and not to touch it but he was somebody's heathen child who ignored me. I turned around and all my friends were standing in the open space next to me. We were talking about something and I turned back around to see that the heathen child carjacked me for my stroller. It had foot pedals on it and I could see him already pedaling at the bottom of the hill.

Of course, Im pissed so Im ranting and raving to my friends. Diagonal to the club, across the street towards the top of the hill, was a gas station. I could see this in my peripheral. As we're talking I see something fall out of the sky with tremendous speed but no sound. I turned to see what I thought I saw and it was a two foot tall cylindrical metal object with a red circle in the middle. I reminded me of a turrent from the game Portal but it didn't have legs. The base looked like it was 2 short metal beams, one dark and one light, and they were twisted and formed together. The red circle on the front was a dark red and it stayed dark, it never lit up. It looked heavy and it dropped so fast, you would've expect to at least see a crater or heard a thud. There was neither. The object stood there like somebody had just put it there.

I saw some men approaching it, trying to figure out what it was. Then it began to morph. It went from the twisted cylindrical object to a metal sunflower looking object (too much Plants vs Zombies) and then to a VW Beetle type looking object. The body was kinda egg shaped with 4 smaller half egg shaped points around it, like where the wheels would be but it was wheels. It was some kind of propulsion system but with no sound. The only sound this thing made was when it fired. Just before it started firing, while it was morphing, I pointed it out to my friends to show them. I told them "that thing just fell outta the sky." So when it started firing, we all saw it. It took out all the men at the gas station but not the gas station itself. Then it moved into the street and down the hill, blasting some of the moving cars along the way.

it morphed several more times before reaching the top of the smaller hill. yes we were still standing in the parking lot of the club the whole time. by the time the thing reached the top of the smaller hill, 3 larger metal crafts appeared at the near the top of the big hill. they didn't fire, but one appeared to be digging into the street. all three crafts were one behind the other and the middle one was digging. the crafts sat in the middle of the street. this is when we decided to leave. we jumped into somebody's car and drove up the hill. keep in the mind, the whole time this is going on there was still cars driving up and down the street. we drove straight past the 3 crafts and just as we got past them and to the top of the hill, my phone rang and woke me up.

Monday, March 14, 2011

People In Glass Houses Sink Ships

Me and my mom were having a conversation about sayings and quotes. She said she read a quote that said "Only a tree stands alone." Me and my dad looked at each other and almost at the same time said, "well what is a forest?" LOL

She kept saying she get it and we dont but me and my dad both said it doesnt make sense. Then i asked her if she's heard the saying "People in glass houses sink ships." She said yes. So I asked her what the quote means and how do you apply it to your life. This was her explanation (paraphrased):

They got these big ships like cruise ships and people build houses on them. And ships sink. So dont think that your glass house is too cool and cant sink.

Umm.........yeah, ok mom.

(she's so funny)